A       A#7     A#m7    Am      B       C#      C#dim7  
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    O|OO    OOOO    ||||    ||||    OOO|    |O|O   
 O|||    |O||    ||||    O|||    ||OO    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    |O||    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    O|||    |||O    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

C#m     C7      Cm      D       D#      D#dim7  E       
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 OO||    |||O    ||||    ||||    |||O    ||||    O|||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    OOO|    ||||    O|O|    |||O   
 ||||    ||||    |OOO    ||||    |OO|    |O|O    ||||   
 |||O    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    |O||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

Fm      Fm7     G       G#      G#sus4  
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 O|O|    O|O|    ||||    ||||    O|||   
 ||||    ||||    |O|O    ||||    ||||   
 |||O    |O|O    ||O|    |O|O    |O||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||O|    ||OO   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .O|||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[verse]
Fm              C#               G#               G#    D#/G
 Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
Fm               C#                 D#    G#/D# D#
 Good to see you buddy, how've you been?

C#dim7
 Things have been OK for me
 Fm              Fm7/D#     A#7/D
except that I'm a zombie now
                           D#
I really wish you'd let us in

C#                 G#                C7         Fm  (G#)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
  C#                 G#                C7         Fm  (G#)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
    C#
But here's an FYI:
C#m
You're all gonna die screaming


[chorus]
G# G#    D# D#           C# C#             D# D#
All we want to do is eat your brains
            G# G#                  D# D#                     C#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

G# G#    D# D#           C# C#             D# D#
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Fm Fm         Cm Cm           C#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       C#    G#    A#m7
If you open up the doors
C#         G#      C#        D#
We'll all come inside and eat your
G#
brains


[verse]
Fm               C#                    G#                     D#/G
 I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Fm                        C#               D#    G#/D# D#
 To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

C#dim7
 Maybe that's OK for now but
Fm                Fm7/D#           A#7/D
someday you'll be out of food and guns
                                 D#
And then you'll have to make the call

    C#                G#               C7                 Fm  (G#)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
    C#             G#                 C7             Fm  (G#)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
    C#
But Tom, that's what I do,
      C#m
and I plan on eating you slowly


[chorus]
G# G#    D# D#           C# C#             D# D#
All we want to do is eat your brains
            G# G#                  D# D#                     C#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

G# G#    D# D#           C# C#             D# D#
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Fm Fm         Cm Cm           C#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       C#    G#    A#m7
If you open up the doors
C#         G#      C#        D#
We'll all come inside and eat your
G#
brains


[bridge]
            B               D#dim7     A
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
         Am                             E
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
          B               D#dim7           C#m
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
          G#
I guess I am


[solo]
G# G# | D# D#
C# C# | D# D#
G# G# | D# D#
C#

G# G#   | D# D#
C# C#   | D# D#
Fm Fm | Cm Cm
C# Fm


[verse]
Fm                C#                  G#                  D#/G
 I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
   Fm                C#             D#      G#/D# D#
 I know we'll get to common ground somehow

C#dim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
Fm                  Fm7/D#          A#7/D
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
                             D#
I guess we'll table this for now

    C#               G#                C7         Fm  (G#)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
C#                  G#                  C7          Fm  (G#)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell

          C#
And we'll put this thing to bed
C#m
When I bash your head open


[chorus]
G# G#    D# D#           C# C#             D# D#
All we want to do is eat your brains
            G# G#                  D# D#                     C#
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

G# G#    D# D#           C# C#             D# D#
All we want to do is eat your brains
            Fm Fm         Cm Cm           C#
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       C#    G#    A#m7
If you open up the doors
C#         G#      C#        D#
We'll all come inside and eat your
G#  G#sus4  G#
brains